'Tis The Season

We can't even make it out of November before Christmas invades. At BaT, we like Thanksgiving, dammit, and we refuse to surrender this great American holiday. (Although we do admit we've already purchased Christmas cards ... but no decorations at Chez Tiffany until after Dec. 1!)

Turkey Day, however, has passed, so we can turn our attention to the yuletide season. We shall start with a little song -- politically correct ones, of course. (Combined from a variety of sources.) See if you can determine the real song titles.

1. "I'm Dreaming of a Racially Diverse Non-Religious-Specific Day-Off in Winter"

2. "Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern, Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern, Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern"

3. "O Quaint Town of Palestinian Joint Rule"

4. "Vertically Challenged Drummer Child of Undetermined Gender"

5. "Frosty the Snowperson"

6. "I Saw My Gynocentric Guardian Kissing a Non-Gender Specific Person who is Known to Wear a Red Suit"

7. "Supreme Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople"

8. "Up on the House/Apartment/Cardboard Box Top"

9. "Twas the Night Before Dec. 25"

10. "Feliz Vacaciones"

Ho, ho, ho! Er, make that "Regulated sex worker, regulated sex worker, regulated sex worker!"