Rosie And Sushi

BaT is preparing for the annual Christmas decorating, so to decompress from the torture, we feasted on California rolls and watched Roseanne Barr's latest standup special. A couple of gems to share in this abbreviated edition of BaT:

On gay marriage ...

"If you find gay sex disgusting, you should actually favor gay marriage. That's the way to end all of that gay sex. You know, like straight marriage."

On getting older ...

"I'm wet where I'm supposed to be dry and dry where I'm supposed to be wet."