Cocktail of the Week -- Show Me Your T*ts Edition



A judge in Finland has ordered says an elderly man was overcharged for the "pleasure" of gropping a woman's breasts. In all, the man paid US$32,000 for making it to second base.

The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions.

"Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, told Reuters Friday.

Which leads us to the recently neglected Cocktail of the Week, combining breasts with a nutty ol' perv: The Dirty Nipple.

Ingredients

Kahlua
Sambuca
Bailey's irish cream

Instructions

This is a layered shot. Pour the ingredients in a shot glass in order: first the kahlua, then the sambuca and the Bailey's on top.

But don't drink too many, or you might end up with one helluva credit card bill -- with nothing much to show for it but a few cheap thrills. Cheers! (Or should I say, "Kippis!")