Cocktail of the Week -- Low IQ Edition



This past Tuesday, BaT lamented that more people knew the Three Stooges than the three branches of American government. Today, however, we drink to them with a shot worthy of stupid people: The Dumbf*ck.

Ingredients

1 oz. Aftershock Red
1 oz. Seagram's 7 (or your favorite Canadian whisky)

Instructions

Pour the Aftershock and whisky into a cocktail shaker over ice and mix. Then divide the combination into two shot glasses. Repeat until you're as retarded as the people who think a vignette is a salad dressing.

Cin-cin! (That's sort of like cheers to you Homer Simpson fans.)