Monday, July 03, 2006

Purrrrrrrrrr-fic Timing

It will be the Fourth of July is less than an hour -- and along comes this article about a poll of British citizens and their opinions of America:

People in Britain view the United States as a vulgar, crime-ridden society obsessed with money and led by an incompetent president whose Iraq policy is failing, according to a newspaper poll.

The United States is no longer a symbol of hope to Britain and the British no longer have confidence in their transatlantic cousins to lead global affairs, according to the poll published in The Daily Telegraph.


The YouGov poll found that 77 percent of respondents disagreed with the statement that the US is "a beacon of hope for the world".

As Americans prepared to celebrate the 230th anniversary of their independence on Tuesday, the poll found that only 12 percent of Britons trust them to act wisely on the global stage. This is half the number who had faith in the Vietnam-scarred White House of 1975.

A massive 83 percent of those questioned said that the United States doesn't care what the rest of the world thinks.

Let me begin by saying that I doubt the validity of this poll. First, it appeared in The Daily Telegraph -- a notoriously anti-American British newspaper. Second, it was distributed on the wire by Agence France-Presse, or AFP -- a notoriously anti-American French news agency. Third, the "journalism" practiced here fails to cover the most basic tenent when writing about polls: The wire story doesn't discuss how it was conducted.

Fourth, if you do look at the poll itself, you'll find it was conducted by YouGov, which -- as this Wikipedia entry notes -- uses "responses from an invited group of Internet users, and then to filter these responses in line with demographic information." This methodology is up for debate: "Critics argue that, as around 40% of the public do not have access to the Internet, its samples cannot accurately reflect the views of the population as a whole. YouGov has contended that its opinion polls in recent UK elections ... have been consistently more accurate than traditional opinion pollsters."

I have several British friends, and while they may look down upon their American cousins from time to time, they are not idiots. And anyone who says the rest of the world doesn't look to the United States as a "beacon of hope" is an idiot. But if there are such idiots, we should put them on TV. Then maybe we wouldn't have to build that wall.

But just in case this is legit ...

To that 83 percent who say Americans don't care what the rest of the world thinks ... well, damn right. In the spirit of Jack McCafferty, who as a teenager fought the Redcoats alongside other members of the Pennsylvania Line, we stopped giving a flying flip what you thought about the same time Samuel Adams and his boys threw your Earl Grey into the harbor.

Happy Fourth everyone!


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