Cocktail of the Week: Korean Madman Edition



That midget with the trailer-park hair is at it again.

North Korea threatened Japan on Friday for imposing sanctions after it test-fired missiles this week, but the United States said even China, the communist state's closest ally, considered the launch a provocative act.

As President Bush tried to line up a united diplomatic response to the launchings, South Korea announced it would hold ministerial talks with the North as scheduled next week, the first high-level contact with Pyongyang since the July 4th tests.

Asked at a news conference in Chicago on Friday if a military option was on the table regarding North Korea, Bush sidestepped the question saying: "We want to solve all problems diplomatically."

"I don't know what the man's intentions are," Bush said referring to North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Is he trying to force us to do something by defying the world?"

At BaT, we have one idea of how to respond. But since that would kill millions of innocent people who are under the boot of this tinhorn dictator, maybe we should just get him drunk, kidnap him and ship him off to Siberia. Which brings us to this edition of Cocktail of the Week. (Funny how we always have a convenient transition, huh?)

It's an appropriately named drink, too: The Nut Case.

Ingredients

2 oz. light rum
1 1/2 oz. amaretto
1 1/2 oz. frangelico
3/4 oz. Rose's sweetened lime juice

Instructions

Shake with ice. Strain into old-fashioned glass on the rocks. (Amaretto is made from almonds and frangelico from hazelnuts, hence the name.)

Give him a few of these and his little fat face will be face-down in the East Asian snow. And we know he drinks, thanks to this Wikipedia photo of him toasting one of the most horrid Cabinet members ever.



So, cheers, you fat-headed bastard! And to you, too, Kim Jong.