Cocktail of the Week -- Put Your Lips Together Edition



The South is in the midst of tornado warnings left and right. We're getting blown ... and not in a good way!

I can't help but think of the famous line from Slim Browning (played by Lauren Bacall) to Steve Morgan (Humphrey Bogart) in "To Have and Have Not."

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow."

So before electrical lines come crashing down, let's get to the Cocktail of the Week. In honor of the high winds and the suggestive Ms. Bacall, here's the Blow Job:

Ingredients

1/2 oz. Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish cream
Whipped cream

Instructions

In a clear shot glass, layer the butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's by pouring the Bailey's over the back of a spoon. Spray the whipped cream on top, about 1-2 inches high. This shot must be taken without using your hands. Pick up the shot glass between your lips and tilt back.

Continue until you can no longer whistle. Cheers, y'all. (Was that a cow that just flew by my window?)

P.S.: This drink can be made with several different ingredients. I just happen to like this one.