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Pamela Anderson, who just missed out on an Oscar for "Barb Wire" and certainly deserved an Emmy for "Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding," turned her large (well, less large now) "intellectual" assets toward one of the major threats to mankind: Colonel Sanders and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

But she has struck out:

Gov. Ernie Fletcher wrote the "Stacked" actress to say a bust of the KFC founder will stay in the Kentucky Capitol, despite Anderson's claim that Sanders is a symbol of cruelty to chickens.

"Colonel Sanders remains a Kentucky icon," Fletcher wrote last week. "His success story has been an inspiration to many. The industry he began has employed hundreds of thousands of workers over the years. His business and his legacy have been good for Kentucky."

Anderson has been involved in a public relations campaign with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to raise awareness of what she calls abuse of chickens in processing plants that supply poultry to the Louisville-based chicken chain.

She responded to the governor's decision in a letter Tuesday, saying Sanders' chief legacy is a company "that mutilates God's creatures."

Sorry, Pam, but the Colonel's legacy will be delivering tasty food at low cost to the working class. Your legacy will be performing oral sex on your husband while he rides in a speedboat. If you're lucky ...

P.S. To learn more about the hypocrisy and lunacy of PETA, check out this episode of Penn & Teller's "Bullsh*t!" I hope anyone who gives PETA a dime will reconsider. If you are an animal lover, please donate time and money to your local shelter. Do not give it to these people.