Cocktail of the Week -- Don't Ask, Don't Tell Edition



Well, well, well ... and we only thought Marines and Navy corpsmen were gay. It seems members of the "All-Americans" -- the Army's famed 82nd Airborne Division -- have been pulling on more than their rip cords.

Army officials are investigating allegations that members of the celebrated 82nd Airborne Division appear on a gay pornography Web site, a spokeswoman said Friday.

Authorities at Fort Bragg have begun an inquiry into whether the paratroopers' actions violated the military conduct code.

Division spokeswoman Maj. Amy Hannah declined to say how many paratroopers are involved or identify their unit within the division. A defense official speaking on condition of anonymity said up to seven soldiers are involved.

This calls for a drink. A good, stiff one (wink, wink): The Army John.

Ingredients

4 oz. Southern Comfort (for an added kick, use the 100 proof SoCo instead of the 76 proof version)
12 oz. orange juice
1 splash triple sec
1 wedge lime
Ice

Instructions

Pour the Southern Comfort, orange juice and triple sec into your cocktail shaker. Squeeze in lime and toss in wedge. Shake vigorously and strain into highball glass over cubed ice.

When these proud warriors talk about the Battle of the Bulge, they mean it.

"In Air, On Land" and "In Bed." Hoo-ah!