Rapid Fire Wednesday

Hang on to your hat, kiddies, there's a lot to cover and very little time to do it ...

Former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman -- who is trying to regain his office in '06 -- has been indicted, along with former HealthSouth CEO Richard Scrushy (again!). Siegelman claims it's all campaign politics. Yet he still hasn't explained how he got $200,000 and a new ATV. Perhaps they came from the four-wheeler fairy. Putz.

Janet Jackson says the kid is not her, um, daughter. She also denied reports the girl was named Billie Jean.

The British royals, as inbred as they are, still have all of the fun.

Shocking news: A female professional basketball player is a lesbian! (Gasp!) In other unbelievable news, jockeys are short and male ice skaters worship Britney Spears.

What would Jesus do? Air Force Academy football coach Fisher DeBerry says the Son of God would recruit more black players -- especially after a 48-10 loss to (ta-da!) Texas Christian University.

And rapper/actor DMX may be locked up for 60 days for violating parole. So much for giving up music to "focus more on church and his family."

Rapid fire over; the safety is on. As always, play safe and good night.

UPDATE: If you'll check out the blogroll, you'll notice a new edition to the "Gay (or close to it)" category. It's Duane Moody, fellow Southerner and fellow homo. Check out his Photo of the Day section. Pretty damned cool. And he's a smart one, too. Sorry, boys, I think he's taken. Kinkyrhombus, however, may complain. He's lost his treasured space as the BaT Bottom -- as in the last on the blogroll, you dirty pervs.