Scotty's dead. Spock and Kirk are doing hotel.com commercials. And Sulu is queer. At BaT, we're just glad DeForest Kelley didn't live to see the scandal. The world -- and the galaxy -- have just gone to pot. Bones would simply be outraged and demand an immediate separation.

Hence, this installment of our Cocktail of the Week: the Beam Me Up.

1 oz. Jim (as in "Dammit, Jim!) Beam bourbon
1 oz. Amaretto
6 oz. Coca-Cola
Ice

Fill cocktail glass with ice. Add Jim Beam and amaretto. Then add Coca-Cola and stir.

By the way, the best Bones McCoy line of all time came when he was helping a pregnant woman up a steep hill: "I'm a doctor, not an escalator."