Wednesday, September 21, 2005

It Ain't Must-See TV

Proving that quasi-celebrities know no limits, model Tyra Banks (who apparently has her own TV show?!?) "proves" her breasts are real:

Talk about keeping it real: Tyra Banks underwent a televised sonogram on her new talk show to prove that her breasts aren't fake.

"I'm tired of this rumor. It's something that's followed me forever," the supermodel said Tuesday on "The Tyra Banks Show."

After Banks asked the men in the audience to leave, Dr. Garth Fisher from ABC's "Extreme Makeover" performed a touch test and then the sonogram. He concluded: "Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants."

On a related note, Courtney Love underwent X-rays to show those needle marks on her arms are only the result of a crazed fan thinking she's a voodoo doll. Also, Kate Moss had an MRI taken to show she really isn't doing lines of coke in those photos. Oh, and I'm straight.


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