Breakfast at Tiffany's – Because I Do Not Know

Cocktail of the Week -- Poor, Poor Tara Edition

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This Tara Reid girl is something else. I'm not sure I could pick out any movie she's been in. But I do know here from photographs like this one. Or this one. Or this one.

"The one thing I want to say about American journalists is: why is partying and having a good time bad?" Reid says. "And how come when someone else gets messed up or is a junkie or gets DUI'd and goes to rehab and is considered a hero again?"

So here's to you, Tara, in hopes you'll get your wish and end up in rehab soon. Let me help you out by offering one of this week's spotlight cocktails to you: The Extremely Drunk.

Ingredients

1 oz. tequila
1/2 oz. vodka
1/4 oz. Jagermeister
1/4 oz. cranberry juice
1/4 oz. grenadine

Instructions

Mix all ingredients together and pour over ice. (Hey, it can't be too hard for the starlets.)

For you unseasoned kids out there, don't try this one at home. It's only for professionals. Like her.

5 comments Jake McCafferty last posted at 7:43 PM
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5 Comments:

i love it when hack reporters try to pretend like they came up with the actual text of the article.

here's a better link to the interview:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/09/30/tara_reid_is_out_of_her_mind.html

By kinkyrhombus, at 10:27 PM

What do you expect from a girl who thought it was a good idea to date Carson Daly?! She brings disgrace to all women who share the name Tara,in my opinion.

Not to mention that in one of those pics you linked,Tara Reid looks like a reject from a J-horror film:)

By lady t, at 8:34 AM

she wants to come back with this?

By kinkyrhombus, at 11:07 AM

Carson Daly ... *shivers*.

I have a soft spot for the stupid and talentless, especially ones who pour a glass of water over their white tops while floating about the pool.

By Jake McCafferty, at 6:30 PM

Be prepared for the next huricaine or find another one that's similar. As the Boy Scouts say: "Be Prepared"!

By Anonymous, at 4:56 AM