There's just something about America's First Family and alcohol -- mainly that they can't seem to hold it, or maybe they just like it too much. Both of the president's daughters have had their run-ins with underage drinking and Uncle Jeb's kids, well, they all may just be nuts.

Most recently, Jeb's youngest son, cleverly named ... Jeb ... was busted in Austin, Texas, for public intoxication and resisting arrest. If you read the report carefully, the officer actually claims Jebby was arrested for "pubic intoxication." Either the cop was thinking of the boy's earlier brush with the law, or he's an import from Louisiana's pubic, err, public schools. Jebby's older brother and sister have had their own issues. At some point, a parent isn't responsible for what his grown children do, but c'mon, there's something wrong with this picture.

It must make poor ol' dad -- and Uncle W (oops, none for him!) and Grandpa -- wanna drink. Luckily, BaT has just the cocktail and it's named in honor of Uncle W's state and site of this awful pushing and shoving of a cop: Texas Kool-Aid.

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. melon liquer

1 oz. creme de noyaux (almond liqueur)

Splash of cranberry juice

Pour the ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake briskly until cooled. Pour into a highball glass.

Hey, maybe Jebby just thought he was in New Orleans. At least he wasn't looting DVDs in the midst of a power outage.