• Vegetables are what food eats.
• "Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus"
• Jesus is coming, look busy
• I Drink To Make Other People More Interesting
• If God didn't want us to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
• I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
• Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?
• Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
• I'm not being rude; you're just insignificant.
• I hope I die like my grandpa, in his sleep, and not screaming like those other people in his car.

Good night, y'all.