European Gaydar

Perhaps it is my hypersensitive gaydar, but it was very difficult for me to differentiate straight from gay on my recent trip to Italy. I suppose it applies to the States, as well, with this whole "meterosexual" trend. I wish we could go back to the old days when straight guys dressed rather poorly and all had the same J. Crew catalog haircut.

Instead, they confuse me with their linen suits, fake and bake tans, bleached teeth and perfect hair.

Which reminds me of one of my favorite "Will & Grace" quotes ...

"C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British." -- Will, Season One