Tom Still Has That Beard

I don't wish Tom Cruise to be gay. I don't find him attractive. But this Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes "lovefest" is making me ill.

When asked why he appears to be less inhibited about showing his affection for Holmes in public than in his past relationships, Cruise tells "Access Hollywood" co-anchor Billy Bush: "I am so happy and I am not going to pretend or hide it or be shy. This woman is magnificent."

And hey, Tom, you need bigger lifts if she keeps wearing those high heels.

Meow.