Bring Back Yellow Mama

Eric Rudolph will get a lifetime of semi-leisure at a Club Fed near you. In the good ol' days, cop killers like Eric Rudolph ended up here, the Alabama electric chair. I vote we turn him over to the lesbians he tried to blow up at the Otherside Lounge and let them administer some street justice bull-dyke style.

This interview with Rudolph's brother, Jamie (who is gay), says his mother shipped them off to KKK summer camp, where apparently they learned some wonderful lessons:

Jamie attributed his brother's anti-government views to a period in the early 1980s when his mother hauled them off to a Missouri commune run by the "Christian Identity" movement, which espouses militant white-power views. Its anti-abortion stance, a militia member told me, comes "from the fact that the clinics are murdering white babies. If they were murdering black babies, they'd be all for it."

Nice.